May 2012
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my favorite hobby is avoiding people from school in public places
katara:
i was born annoyed
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styleshands:
Now if you go to your bathroom at night and whisper ‘American Harry’ three times into the mirror Harry will come out of it and punch you in the face
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dukeofdoncaster:
plot twist: the guy harry punched was louis
its just some of their s&m
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.
ollymurs:
omg but if harry punched me in the face i would kindly thank him and walk away and then cry in my room because harry styles just punched me
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Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
xoxogossipgill:
if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
listening to your best friend cry their eyes out and not knowing what to do or how to help is quite possibly the shittest feeling in the world.
ed sheeran is made out of chocolate and old books and bunnies and fuzzy socks and warm mugs of tea and oversized jumpers and christmastime and everything that is good in this world
is ugh an emotion cause i feel it all the time
kwieta:
do you me know who is beautiful?
read the third word
Careers: volunteer they said
Careers: it will be fun they said
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me: one time my friend...
friend: who is this person i don't know them
me: okay i met them online that's not the point
bambi-slaughter:
and i’m not ok with the fact that willow smith has probably achieved more in her mere 12 years than i will in my entire life for singing a song about hair