February 2012
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um, fuck being positive. people piss me off too easily and too much.
late night thoughts.
Did my hair nicely today, put on a cute outfit, and went to the mall in an attempt to be a sociable teenager. I thought I was dressed pretty and looked good until I got to the mall and saw all the other girls there and what they were wearing. I suddenly became the most insecure person ever. This cashier at urban outfitters was the cutest, petite, little pretty lady. Why can’t I be cute,...
Mum: What do you want from the shop?
Me: I'll have sixteen thousand chocolate bars, nine hundred packets of sweets, twelve hundred packets of crisps, forty yoghurts and a can of cola please.
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maths teacher: (7x-2)^(1/3) + (7x+5)^(1/3) = 3
avril lavigne: why do you have to go and make things so complicated
Some bitch: Omg you've already seen that band live, why do you need to go again?
Me: Omg you've already breathed once, why do you need to do it again?
Friend: Don't worry that special person is going to come along and love you.
Me: I think that special person got run over by a truck.
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les-minx:
taking your grandma to the one direction concert so you might be able to get noticed by harry
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writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
Normal people: Let's go to the concert at 5:00 PM so we're there in time for doors. Who cares about where we stand in the crowd!
Me and my friends: If we get there at 4:00 AM we can be the first people in line even though we have to wait 14 hours until doors open to get let in but at least we can be front row.
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just sitting at my computer watching the 1d concert live and crying. nbd.
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foreversecretlyyours:
Because the boys singing...
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Liam doesn't understand sexual innuendos.
Sugarscape: Now Harry and Louis, I know you guys have a special relationship. You guys must get quite competitive when you play games like Mario Kart. Who usually is in front when you play, and who's behind?
Louis: I think we kind of share that really...
Harry: Sometimes I'll take the front...or if he's tired I'll go behind and push him along.
Louis: Yeah, we're both quite generous to each other.
Sugarscape: How about the rest of you, are you any good?
Liam: Daisy Hills, yeah. I've got the fastest time too. 2 Minutes, dead, bam!
Louis: HAHAHAHAH...two minutes, dead; he's not an endurance man. Two minutes and it's all over!
Harry: HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
Niall: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zayn: HAHAHAHAHAH
Liam: I'm trying to crack two minutes...tryin' to get it down to 1:58...
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